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Houston isn’t like your town. It’s bigger than you think (~7 million). It’s more diverse than you think (officially most diverse city in the USA). It elected an openly lesbian mayor, who term-limited out. Pretty soon it’ll be bigger than Chicago. The city has grown roughly eight-fold in 50 years.

It is also on a coast. Yes, really. It’s hot, humid and full of freeways. Yet it has a vastly varied culture, some of the best cuisine in the nation, arising regionally and brought by those moving in. If you can’t get a good meal, anytime, day or night, in Houston, you’re not trying.

Houston loves sports. That’s why we invented air-conditioned stadiums. The city boasts a wry and passionate sports fandom that’s all it’s own. It’s mostly demarcated by painful losses, mixed with some moments of giddy joy.

If you think Houston fans are salty now, just wait until the millions of kids who were born in Houston (rather than moved there) get into the act. Two of its major sports teams lead their leagues (Rockets, Astros) in the embrace of data and analytics, and the third, well, bless their hearts, people will show up no matter what they do; it’s Texas and it’s football.

The Rockets have been a great NBA franchise for decades. We don’t care what you think of James Harden. He’s the best player in the NBA, whether you admit it or choose to lie to yourself.

Here’s some stuff that would make you a better human being, or at might fool others into thinking you were, if you had it. (Note - Ya’ll is a contraction of “You all”. You can also say “you all” to be more formal. It can be singular or plural. It may also be used as a personal pronoun. It is far better for a mixed group than saying “You guys”, which, at best, makes unwarranted assumptions.)

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Apparel BreakingT Local Books Throwbacks Home Tickets Women Jerseys Jackets Footwear Hats Travel

The Dream Shake T-shirt, $28

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Harden-Westbrook 2020, $28

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One-Leg Challenge T-shirt, $28

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Mr. Triple-Double, $28

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50 Is A Habit, $28

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Houston Vs. All Y'all, $40

Rep The City Brand

100 Things Rockets Fans Should Know & Do Before They Die, $7

Amazon

Phi Slamma Jama , $18

Napilo

Diary Of A Madman, $11

Amazon

The Pit Room Gift Card, $25

Giftly

Kolache Factory Gift Card, $25

Giftly

Rockets 1993-94 Clutch City DVD, $25

Amazon

Ultimate Scorer, $28

BreakingT

Ultimate Scorer, $48

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Harden Side-Eye, $28

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Harden Side-Eye, $48

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Basketball Picasso, $28

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Houston Block Party, $28

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Harden Side-Eye Mug, $18

BreakingT

Houston Rockets, $32

Homage

Buy Rockets Tickets Here!, $50 or more

Stubhub

Nike Women's Primary Logo T-Shirt, $35

Fanatics

Russell Westbrook Nike T-shirt, $35

Fanatics

Nike 2019/20 Icon Edition Swingman Shorts, $80

Fanatics

James Harden Nike Swingman Jersey , $110

Fanatics

James Harden Nike 2019/2020 Swingman Jersey, $110

Fanatics

Russell Westbrook Fast Break Replica Jersey, $70

Fanatics

Russell Westbrook Fast Break Replica Jersey, $70

Fanatics

Women's Made to Move Static Performance Raglan Sleeve Quarter-Zip Pullover Jacket, $60

Fanatics

Nike Showtime Therma Flex Performance Full-Zip Hoodie, $150

Fanatics

Primary iSlide Sandals, $45

Fanatics

New Era Official Team Color 9FORTY Adjustable Hat, $25

Fanatics

New Era Stripe Cuffed Knit Hat with Pom, $26

Fanatics

New Era Women's Core Classic 9TWENTY Adjustable Hat, $23

Fanatics

The Northwest Company District Duffel Bag, $60

Fanatics

22" 2-Wheeled Duffel Bag, $110

Fanatics

Herschel Supply Co. Color Pop Settlement Backpack, $70

Fanatics

OtterBox iPhone Case, $60

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AirPods Black Leather Case, $30

Fanatics

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