The Dream Shake Slumber Party Marathon begins with Rockets at Jazz

The Houston Rockets begin their Westcoast road trip tonight against the Utah Jazz.

That means for all my Central folks, the game starts tonight at a late-night 9 o’clock. For all my Rockets folks in the East, you’re getting a painstaking 10 o’clock game. No one cares about you Mountain boys.

This trend continues for a WHOPPING four-straight games, with the latest tip-off time being at 9:30 (Central) against the Los Angeles Lakers on Wednesday, and the earliest being against the Los Angeles Clippers on Friday at 8:30.

The last game of the season is Sunday against the Hawks at a TBD time.

WHERE HAS THE SEASON GONE?

Either way, no questions for tonight. No thinking. It’s our last full week of the season, and it’s going to be a SLUMBER PARTY MARATHON. Grab your blankies, your pillows, your night caps, your little candle holders to go down the stairs late at night, and your favorites snacks and drinks. We’re in the home stretch.

LAST BUT CERTAINLY NOT LEAST, LET’S GO, ROCKETS!