Because it's hilarious and fascinating
It's exactly what it sounds like
Now accompanied by J-Pop!
A magical moment from the Rockets past
Well, if not, here's a reminder.
Someone tell me why Dwight thinks it's a good idea to rap this...
The Rockets' commentator has been a savage since 1980.
In honor of the Wolverine's return tonight, let's take a look at some of his highlights in Greece.
Who has better hair? Moochie Norris with cornrows or Moochie Norris with an afro?
"I think this tub fits 3"
Somebody let this go on television. Seriously.
"The best defender of the 20 first century"
No, seriously. This is for real.
How to pronounce his name. Think you didn't need a video tutorial for that? THINK AGAIN.
We're starting off with Carl Landry's greatest Rockets moment, viewed from the perspective of a Jazz fan.